Today has been interesting on this 50 Poplar. Inbound To Downtown.
Drunken White Jesus across from me just boarded at Poplar and Parkway.
He is, lost in his drunken mumble.
Left and right shoe untied.
Alcohol-filled, slanted eyes.
Inebriated smile.
He sits next to the slender, slim Indian princess.
He growls @ 11:05 a.m.
Gives his thumbs up at the female specimen sitting adjacent.
X,Y,Z-ing.
His pant zipper opened up.
Right shoe untied.
Left shoe string being stepped on by is own sole (soul).
He looks at Slender Slim and flexes his left bicep muscle.
Mumbles pick up lines and smiles.
She maintains a straight-ahead focus.
Saying her goodbye's to friends of sober.
'POPLAR AND CLEVELAND' 10.31.36.(in the soft voice of the bus driver)
The bearded lady I Facebooked/Twittered about, exits with Slender Slim the Indian and Drunken White Jesus @ Poplar and Cleveland.
Next to me now is a flat-top mid-30's young black woman.
Her previous cough sounds like she had a small country in her throat.
Her face looks like she had been standing next to some one who had just "shitted" themselves.
You know! That upside-down V-shaped, raised upper lip, Flared-nostril look?
The divas, young black juvenile black men and old winos are boarding @ Poplar and Claybrook.
One of the old wino's, in a jean short set, asks "Flat-Top" for a seat and was soulfully rejected.
"Jean-Short Set Wino Shawty" then files his early-50's, grown ass up to the front of the bus.
Snitches and totally misses the fact that there is a seat just next to me and across from me!
"Ma'am you can't hold seats!" the bus driver says.
"COME ON NOW!! I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT! YOU CAN LET ME OFF THIS MUTHAF$%^A AND I'LL WALK" retorts Flat Top dejectedly.
She hops up and storms off the bus in her black nylon wintertime jumpsuit, strolling down Poplar.
Jean-Short Set Wino Shawty sits for 20 seconds.
Rides 3 Blocks.
Then hops off! WTF????
He could have just stood up!!!!
This bus ride has been pure comedy.
A limo full of "off-the-chain" Memphis Negroes.
Young and Old.
Red-boned and Dark African Bold.
Middle of the Night Charcoaled!
Push-cart-in-between-big-ass-feet, basket-holding.
Flip-phone, text scrolling.
Sitting behind each other conversings.
Some on some, "I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground" rehearsal.
